what the fuck are girls even supposed to do we get mocked for anything and everything
how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you
i worry about some of you
YOU HEAR THAT BRITAIN?
IT’S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEA BEING POURED INTO THE HARBOR
MAKE SURE YOU DON’T FALL IN AND DROWN
INSURANCE DOESN’T COVER THAT
things you don’t point out about people:
- body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
- fat rolls/curves
- how much/how little they’re eating
- how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
- How fat they are.
- If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
- If they sweat a lot
don’t do it
REBLOG FOR THE FUCKING LAST ONE OH MY GOD
Im so fucking sick
But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.
how fucking dare you
once i finish crying im gonna fuck u up