Magicarp used splash! It's super effective!
7 hours agoallday-derpingunamusedsloth 213,297 notes

what the fuck are girls even supposed to do we get mocked for anything and everything

7 hours agoreligionizedmorgran 145,753 notes
waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic


Beautiful.

waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

image

Beautiful.

7 hours agoalthoughridiculoser 187,253 notes
a big friendly hello it my new surge of followers!

7 hours ago 1 note#alex's life #welcome #gif

cooldudebro:

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

i worry about some of you

8 hours agoshutupvevohbunot 162,693 notes
It was too big :’(

It was too big :’(

9 hours ago 11 notes#me #fashion #pastel #ginger #redhead #winners

the-eleventh-blog:

captaintinypockets:

YOU HEAR THAT BRITAIN?

IT’S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEA BEING POURED INTO THE HARBORimage

MAKE SURE YOU DON’T FALL IN AND DROWN

INSURANCE DOESN’T COVER THAT

image

1 day agocontradictorytomyselfcaptaintinypockets 75,903 notes
g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

1 day agoreal-life-satani-justreally-like-cats-okay 632,329 notes

huxley0804:

pleatedjeans:

20 Hilarious Kid Firsts

last one like

fUCK, MA, THEY BLOWIN UP THE SKY WE GOTTA SKEDADDLE

1 day ago19-chevyimpala-67pleatedjeans 95,023 notes

sexymarauders:

this looks like the beginning of a trailer for a bad road trip movie

1 day ago19-chevyimpala-67bellamying 121,287 notes

mydraco:

Happy birthday, Harry James Potter! July 31, 1980

1 day agoreal-life-satanmydraco 97,805 notes

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

spockirkmccoy:

trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

  • eczema 

REBLOG FOR THE FUCKING LAST ONE OH MY GOD

1 day ago19-chevyimpala-67fishingboatstops 927,670 notes

Im so fucking sick

1 day ago #cries #gotta work tomorroe
listoflifehacks:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

listoflifehacks:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2 days agojordylockzstarrypier 274,071 notes

janebuzjane:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

rebelside:

But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.

how fucking dare you

once i finish crying im gonna fuck u up

2 days agoreal-life-satanrebelside 92,621 notes
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