Magicarp used splash! It's super effective!

psychcat:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster

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a real movie

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shit. shit

Yup

6 hours agomadgirl-with-a-superwholock-blogiguanamouth 104,093 notes
osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

6 hours agoatlanticazul96 357,181 notes
prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

6 hours agomahanawhonahandailyshitsandgiggles 163,949 notes

going for my drivers test today. scary shit, scary shit. 

6 hours ago #alex's life

You can tell a lot about someone from how intensely they get into Bohemian Rhapsody

7 hours agodaisychainsandrippedjeansravendorkholme 280,201 notes
prettypastelcastle:

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prettypastelcastle:

Follow me for more cute things ♥

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7 hours agoprettypastelcastle 6 notes

lexlifts:

lesbianwicce:

during the witch burning times, midwives were targeted because they were healers and they eased the pain of childbirth which was meant to be woman’s punishment for eating the apple in the garden of eden.

birth control and abortion were considered sinful for the same reason.

anti-choice sentiment started because people (men) wanted women to be punished, and these misogynistic ideas have carried on for hundreds of years.

what a sad reflection on our society.

wow

7 hours agomadgirl-with-a-superwholock-bloglesbianwicce 87,993 notes
pansexual fun fact #1

mysticpotstickers:

pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.

7 hours agomadgirl-with-a-superwholock-blogmysticpotstickers 4,318 notes
Inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me.
19 hours agotheangelstookmanhattanayoson 750,982 notes
newyorker:

A cartoon by David Borchart. For more cartoons from this week’s issue, visit www.newyorker.com/humor.

newyorker:

A cartoon by David Borchart. For more cartoons from this week’s issue, visit www.newyorker.com/humor.

19 hours agonewyorker 734 notes

clannyphantom:

my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt warm your heart then idk what will

19 hours agoyourfriendlyneighborhoodbitchclannyphantom 177,215 notes
at first i thought this was my boyfriend and was the thoroughly confused 

at first i thought this was my boyfriend and was the thoroughly confused 

20 hours agoiamtherealsherlockholmessleeplessportfolio 288 notes#devin
pleatedjeans:

via

pleatedjeans:

via

20 hours agopleatedjeans 14,364 notes
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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I used to jerk em, finger em, fut em in my mouth, roll em in between my fingers… I did everything with those fuckers. I’m pansexual 

20 hours agoxxangelleexxmanda 516,321 notes
pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

22 hours agojordylockzpinkcookiedimples 98,424 notes
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